Praha, Pivo, Prosim

Good God, using Wordpress is so easy. I heart it. That said, I’m blogging twice in one day. I know, quite a feat.

So, as promised I’m posting a pic of the neighbor’s latest poop pile. Although this photo doesn’t fully display the record number of poos stored in plastic bags, I still think it’s awesome and hilarious in a gross kind of way.

While the last image of the purple bagged doggie poo was more cohesive in an aesthetic kind of way, this one just really piled up. Perhaps I should have photographed from eye-level rather than above so one could truly experience this visual masterpiece. Oh well. As I said in the previous post, I presumed there to be approximately a dozen or so in that pile; I’m upping that count this time and going for a 15 ballpark. No, I did not pick any specimens up I’m just going on what I saw.

Here’s something interesting I learned about my neighbor… My neighbor on the other side is a coworker and he saw her outside a few nights ago. He told me that she had apparently taken the dog outside to the front lawn of the apartment building so that said pooch could do some business. Neighbor lady then proceeded to bag up the poo and add it to the pile at the door. WTF, dude. If you are already OUT THERE why not take the stuff and toss it over the rail into the dumpster. For any reader who has never been to my apartment building, the dumpster is maybe 25 yards away and you don’t even have to use any stairs to get to it. It’s that fucking easy. So, the pile of poo is now just a pile of mystery. It’s a quandary, a conundrum and an enigma all tied into neat little grocery bags. Hell, it’s a pile of shit.

On another note, here’s the latest installment of WHAT’S IN MY REFRIGERATOR THIS WEEK…..

Yes, that is a nice round number of 18 beers. And it was a belated birthday gift that came as the Best of Belgium beer pack. Ahhhh. Go try a Leffe Blonde right now; it’s one of my all time favorites! I have the best friends! Thanks Alli May!