Praha, Pivo, Prosim

12. February 2009

‘Euro Shit’ for Jayne

Filed under: video, awesomeness, czech republic, humor, food, shopping — admin @ 21:31

Per Jayne’s request, I photographed everything I purchased at the store tonight….. She wanted to see some ‘Euro Shit.’ Her request was actually for me to photo incredibly gross bathrooms, etc. but since I have yet to experience one, I offered up my trip to the potraviny as an alternative.

I just ate the Sunka Classic for dinner (I don’t know how to use accent marks w/o rolling this over to a Czech keypad). The Sunka, as one can tell from the picture, is some kind of ham sandwich. It also had tomatoes and cucumbers. Pretty basic. There was an interesting spread/cheese kind of stuff on the bread. I’d say the consistency was similar to cream cheese and it was the same color but the taste was different. I have no idea what it was. I had to peel back the bread to look at it. A bit odd. Czech mayo? It might be time for the translator…

I bought a new funky soup tonight but I made SURE that the word JETRA was nowhere on the packaging. That was the horrible liver part of the dog juice from a few days ago. Ok, I retract the word soup– this doesn’t really look like soup–kind of looks like a pork and beans kind of gig, eh? Thus far though, the dog food has been the only ‘bad’ thing I’ve eaten. Again, I have to express my utter displeasure at said foodstuff. NEVER AGAIN!

The spaghetti and sauce here is pretty self-explanatory. I went for familiar on that one.

Going back to the Czech love of sweets, I also have a hazelnut flavored pastry roll thing. But this is in German so it doesn’t really count. But it does look tasty. Jesus, I’m eating too many sweets in this town. Damn. Perhaps I should be tracking the exponential growth of my ass.

Ahh, the Becherovka….the Czech national beverage–well, aside from beer. It’s some kind of herbal alcohol that from what I have heard, everyone drinks. I will keep all posted on the this….. Na Zdravi! (Cheers! or ‘to your health) 

Clicky for bigger!! 

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And here’s a little video I took out of the bedroom window of what appears to be a drunk schizophrenic man. If only you could have heard him singing before I got out the camera! Again, sorry on the smallness of the video…I’m workin’ in it, man!

 drunkyczech

11. February 2009

WE HAVE VIDEO, PEOPLE!

Filed under: video — admin @ 22:18

WALKMOVIE1

21. January 2009

What Kind of Food is That?

Filed under: video, stupid, food, WTF — admin @ 19:23

If you read the previous entry detailing my cheap-ass meal purchased at Deal$, then you can appreciate this.

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I can honestly say I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything packaged as ‘prebrowned.’ Maybe because it’s at the dollar store? A bag of Prebrowned Chicken Breast Chunk Fritters only sells for a paltry FOUR U.S. dollars? Sorry the quality of this pic is crappy–this was taken with my cell. Click thumbnail for larger version.

And since I’m on the food tip, here’s something I noticed while checking my Gmail account.  I had to investigate.

whygooglewhy

 Um, seriously? Yes, it’s real. French Fry Spam Casserole? I’m all about saving your money due to budget constraints buy why put such a horrible burden/agony/defeat/plague upon your own colon? Jesus H. Christ.

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What is this crap about? Talk about tearing yourself a new one. There’s potential for peeling the paint off the walls. Damn. As my awesome Photoshopping indicates… EEW!

Here’s the latest iMovie installment. This required some stealth moves on my part as the neighbor was inside when I shot this.

16. January 2009

Random Food and Other Such Bits

Filed under: video, random, prague, humor, food, moving — admin @ 02:43

In regards to my nerd status, I think this video says enough…   

7. January 2009

Since I Figured It Out…

Filed under: video, moving — admin @ 18:40

Just a couple more random videos detailing the mess that is my dwelling. 

No need to tell me I’m a dork–this is a given.

6. January 2009

Bobblehead Video

Filed under: video — admin @ 19:14

I’m more or less just posting this to see if I’m linking to a video properly. Video goes with the previous blog.  

 Yes, that’s dust you see. I don’t do the white glove test in this crib. God, I am such a huge nerd.

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